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Morning Demotivational Poster


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Rating: 2.48/5

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Woodywood03a - August 20, 2009, 2:01 pm
(shaking head in shame.) Been there, done her and got the t-shirt.
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 9:30 am
I always DID like Velma more than Daphne...I knew she was hiding something (or 2 somethings) in that sweater!
doofenshmirtz - July 29, 2009, 9:16 am
DUUUDE!!!! That would be cool if that actually looked like velma except for the outfit. I am tempted to tunnel you and EPIC FAIL!!!


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Rating: 4.6/5

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LeightonESmith - October 9, 2011, 2:14 am
Fight club is classic! m/

MORNING - The 'Me' Who Wakes Up In The Morning Has Zero Respect For The 'Me' Who Set The Alarm Last Night

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:39 pm
I am Jack's wasted morning.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:23 am
That could work as well, but some mornings I feel like doing more to the other 'me' than just looking at him and freaking the hell out of him
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 6:19 pm
I would have thought more like green goblin/Norman osbourne in Spiderman. Staring through a mirror with a demented look on his face.
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
Thanks :) and although the person reading this goes "hell ye5" I had to go "Hell NO" to get it lol, still, thanks :)
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 6:12 pm
Awe5ome. this is one of those ones that makes you go "hell ye5"
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 3:38 pm
Definitely! lol Fight Club
gas - August 7, 2011, 3:36 pm
who could then split in two and autokill himself xD
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 3:29 pm
oh, then it's shotgun matters... for sure
gas - August 7, 2011, 3:27 pm
and especially when your me who set the alarm went to bed a odd hours...
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 2:34 pm
Thanks... and I feel the same in the mornings lol
mariand - August 7, 2011, 2:32 pm
hahaha... very funny...I have no time to hate myself so early 5L
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 2:14 pm
I think I already did that a few times
fatelvis - August 7, 2011, 2:12 pm
2:30 am alarm, there are days I want to shoot that other me!
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 11:53 am
:D Thanks
Cloudchaser - August 7, 2011, 11:50 am
Voting 5L for the 9th vote because this is so fricken' true!

WAKE UP! - It's a new day. Excitement awaits. Life is sweet. Unless your day sucks... In which case: CHEER UP! Tomorrow is a new day.

JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.)

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Rating: 3.45/5

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gunpowdersaint - March 2, 2010, 4:52 am
Blasphomey!! Wasn't he naked when they nailed him up there anyway? lol
Spam Magnet - November 25, 2009, 3:10 am
That's in the optional accessory kit.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:52 am
Resurrection not included. 5L.


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Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


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maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:21 am
MAN That Hit's The Spot

morning -

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mizzdizz - October 30, 2015, 8:25 am
LOL! Good idea, Greeny!
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 6:56 am
pffftt... bathtub
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:54 pm
Hey, RL! The original was kinda complicated for my before coffee mental state. Had to simplify it a bit, but yeah! Great way to start the day! chuckle, chuckle!
Reality Lord - October 29, 2015, 4:06 pm

my new daily routine :)
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:59 am
Thanks, guys! Glad you liked it!
GaryO - October 29, 2015, 11:32 am
Best poster I've seen in awhile. Good'n Dizz
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:30 am
Great idea!

1983 - Two New Reasons To Wake Up Saturday Morning

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Rating: 2.63/5

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piccolo - June 5, 2008, 7:33 pm
1983-best year EVA!
Thundar Sez - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am
Burn - May 1, 2008, 1:53 am
That's probably the coolest picture I've ever seen in my life. Ever...


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Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2012, 4:18 pm
The first Motifake I groaned/laughed and almost wet myself over. That deserves 5 lions on the top shelf.
Reality Lord - June 20, 2012, 6:36 am

CPTinshano - June 20, 2012, 12:34 am
5/5 you made me snort.

MORNING WOOD - Yes, sweetheart, I love you too. Now hop to it, it's not going to chop itself.

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:19 am
5L!!!! Amazingly, someone grouch already 1L'd ya. Mornings, huh?

COFFEE - You don't want to see him without his morning coffee


ALARM CLOCKS - making a-holes out of morning business men and school students since there invention

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:59 am
My phone plays me a harp for my alarm. It's fairly gentle sounds; loud enough to wake me but not jarring enough to startle me. It came "free" (with my $300 phone, that is).
CloudchaserS - July 19, 2012, 9:59 am
Whoever invents and copyrights a tone for alarm clocks that isn't annoying will be rich beyond their wildest dreams. That is, if the government doesn't refuse the patent because they think it's too important for one man to control production

WAKING UP. - I hate it when that happens.

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GaryO - February 11, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah, we missed you on there. Thanks for voting, mariand.
mariand - February 11, 2013, 5:14 pm
meh... I couldn't vote on Poster evolution, but I vote now.
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 4:23 pm
She looks to be more the melba toast connoisseur. Thanks Sly.
Silverheart - February 11, 2013, 4:15 pm

Don't forget the dani5h.

Emo Phillips -

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Rating: 4.28/5

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spacedog - June 15, 2013, 11:38 pm
Nice one 5ho.
Silverheart - June 14, 2013, 12:06 pm

5&fav Fkn funny!

MORNING WOOD - No matter who you wake up next to, chances are you'll have it.


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Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:24 am
Indeed, coffee is life. To trifle with such a thing can prove most fatal.
mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 11:28 pm
ROTFL!!!!!! VERY, VERY true! ^!!!!!


PLOP PLOP - Fizz,Fizz ahhhhhh,Bacon

HONG KONG PHOOEY - Hom Chicky Bomb Chicky Dong Diddly Dong Diddly Dong Dong Bow Wow Wow

Hush! -





PENELOPE PITSTOP - snicker snicker snicker snicker



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Rating: 4.78/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - February 15, 2011, 2:52 pm
This cat is weird lookin, even if it wasn't drunk lol

MORNING WOOD? - Just Say Quack!

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Rating: 3.22/5

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understanding -

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:37 am
wood and coffee! The two best ways to start my morning!
MissPriss - January 23, 2014, 12:25 am
Of course forseti comes back with something that's hard to swallow...a 5L teehee!
Greeny - January 22, 2014, 8:51 pm
Don't force it down too hard or your feet might fly out from under. It's called torque.
spacedog - January 22, 2014, 6:04 pm
Ha! Good to see one of yours forseti.
GaryO - January 22, 2014, 8:45 am
BAM! Fors 5
Reality Lord - January 22, 2014, 6:46 am

Lol...epic fors :)

Good Advice -

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Rating: 4.93/5

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WTFO - October 21, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks for the praise.
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:52 pm
HA! Reminds me of the scene in the Godfather, but more horrific. 5L
MissPriss - October 21, 2013, 11:22 am
Been there, done that, had to buy a new t-shirt...teehee
GaryO - October 21, 2013, 10:04 am
WTFO…..one of the reasons Motifake lives. Please, man, more of these.

Blonde Moment #2 -

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Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - April 13, 2014, 11:20 am
OMG! I have been graced with a rare appearance by Slick! Be still my beating heart. Thank you!
Rick69 - April 13, 2014, 10:54 am
This tale... Rings a bell.

mommy! -


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Airman - December 6, 2010, 4:22 pm
he was Sam
CANADA - December 6, 2010, 3:31 pm
some of the best cartoons ever
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:26 pm

lolz...what was the wolf's name again?

SKILL TESTS - None as difficult as the morning pee.

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spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:36 pm
5L. That's goooood chutney.

SERVING HER 1ST CUP OF THE MORN' - Becomes the last thing he remembers of the day.

PARTIES - It's amazing what you find in the trash the next morning !

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CANADA - July 30, 2009, 4:20 pm
haha not quite. i wasnt no late blommer
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 4:18 pm
That's how he lost his virginity.
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 3:31 pm
every house party i have during university there are like ten of these passed out around my house/yard in the morning


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pzykosiz - May 17, 2010, 1:27 am
don't worry, i've had plenty of bad reviews.

ANIME VELMA - Anime girls in glasses are SEXY!


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Rating: 4.81/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 2, 2011, 2:51 pm
my morning coffee always makes me 5mile!
mariand - July 2, 2011, 2:20 pm
It seems you like alot of milk in your morning coffee...;)

NATURE'S GREATNESS - every morning I bless nature for giving it to me

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Rating: 4.73/5

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Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:53 am
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:02 pm

very nice


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Rating: 4.23/5

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Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 11:53 am

MORNING WOOD - In my Twenties it was a sign of Power! In my Forties it's just proof that I'm not dead yet. Thank God for that...Everyday!

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Rating: 4.14/5

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culos - April 28, 2010, 5:14 am
In your fifties: A sure sign you need to urinate (again...)


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Rating: 4.12/5

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rerun - February 11, 2010, 2:25 pm

man, I would love to have a 73 cougar now.
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 2:19 pm
When I was a lowly E3, married and one in the oven, poor as all hell, I kept a 73 cougar running with jb weld...on the radiator too.

MORNING WOOD - Always Be Careful Where You Swing It


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Rating: 3.38/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:22 pm
No way, Skipper pounded Gilligan in episode 28 "My Little Buddy"
Fredric T - September 14, 2009, 9:58 am
Didn't you know Ginger and Mary Ann were getting it on in their hut
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 1:26 pm
Putin did Mrs. Howell!? That Russian rat-bastard I'll chop his OOOOOOWWWWW! My karate pinkie!!!

HAPPY TO SEE ME? - or is it morning?

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Rating: 3.25/5

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hootizz - October 4, 2010, 12:12 am
Hope those egg's are un-fertilized...!!

CANINE CRUSADERS - Hong Kong Phooey, Underdog, and Yukk unite to form the baddest supergroup!

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Rating: 2.27/5

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TokinFire - July 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
Yukk owns them all!

Novelty Alarm Clocks -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:31 am
Homemade is always better anyway. Would make nice Christmas gifts! Thanks OSA
OSA - November 4, 2013, 5:37 pm
Love the concept.!! I tried to import one into OZ a while back. Guess what happened ;-(


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Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - December 19, 2012, 9:48 pm
JesusWept - December 19, 2012, 9:28 pm
rerun - December 19, 2012, 8:49 pm

This one will be enlarged & printed out.

reality -

Once I had a great quote -

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Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - July 16, 2014, 9:06 am
Wait until bits of your lexicon becomes part of the mainstream...


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Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 18, 2013, 5:49 pm
HA! Way to go LG! 5 ...um...months?
lgvernon - October 18, 2013, 11:44 am

Bite your tongue!~ NO!~
falloutghoul - October 18, 2013, 7:57 am

The Morning After -

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EmilioDumphque - May 19, 2014, 3:32 pm
Since they spread salmonella, yes!

Morning to mourning -


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Haarakkon - October 18, 2012, 10:21 am
Thanks, guys.
Airman - October 17, 2012, 12:45 pm
another classic
GaryO - October 17, 2012, 8:26 am
It is good to see the poetic influence of the ancients.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2012, 6:43 am

Wow....frickin greatness from a legend.

A Shame -

Don't Be Fooled -


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Rating: 4.69/5

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Under the table -

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GaryO - August 2, 2014, 10:06 am
Yeah, great series. Very refreshing. Pages right outta the holy book of orthodox demotivism, written by the beloved seraph hisself. (I’m still stuck on the caged puppies…WOOF!)
Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 7:58 am

lol...real nice series


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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 7:46 pm
Sorry, been terrible at replying to comments lately. Promise to try harder...thanks for the 5L.
Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 9:40 pm

Aaww man! You scratched the paint! And I noticed that the pic just so happens to have 5 cars in it... And 5 Lions.

UNIQUE - Oh another morning another day to wake up to. Doesn't life feel grand. It's almost a calming sensation really. It's that fleeting feeling that you really are all alone.

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OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! - Some people are better imagined in one's bed Than found there in the morning

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mariand - March 20, 2013, 5:03 pm
hehehe...this is so true and funny


THE MORNING ROSE - Opens up to catch the rising sun Dew glistening bright Only to be met by a lawnmower

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agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
I mowed over one Rose here.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:21 pm
Cool, the truly demotivational posters are always good and will get mass respect from the regs.
jackripper - August 20, 2010, 12:13 pm
Nawh...hate roses anyways...just trying to make major demotivational posters.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Nice! I take it aggy mows over your plants too?

MAYBE MORNING WOOD - is supposed to be a mystery. It's like, the mystery is too dangerous

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MORNINGWOOD DRIVE - Yeah, you know you went there at least once

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Zealot - April 27, 2010, 8:06 pm
4/5 from complete astonishment

GEORGE DUVALL - He loves the smell of Napalm first thing in the morning !!

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brianjayy - May 7, 2011, 2:57 am
Do you mean Robert Duvall...??? He was the actor in Apocalypse Now...

MORNING HAS BROKEN - Like the first morning

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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:16 am
4 pez dispensers for the old reference. you lost one for getting that awful song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks Pirate


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MissPriss - February 17, 2016, 11:55 am
I gotta stay with the times. UTT is the new slang for queef?
MissPriss - February 17, 2016, 11:52 am
Mr. Gary you're just trying to butter her UP. Try a little maple syrup...works much faster.
GaryO - February 17, 2016, 7:36 am
y'UP...sometimes it takes the whole waffle

That Face -

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MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:58 pm
Thanks Jesus
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:48 pm
Thanks me lord and it's heading over there.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:08 am
Well done, Missy! And congrats. L L L L L
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:43 am

did it for years...summed it up perfectly. shivers?

Morning wood -

Morning Train -

you know its monday -

Milfgyne -

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 4:24 pm
Sit Thedge...that's a good boy!
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:34 pm
Hmm... a strong statement of ownership. I once felt like that about my Alsation Wolf Dog, then realized just who had really been trained.
lgvernon - November 10, 2014, 2:11 pm

GaryO - November 9, 2014, 7:03 pm
Well……I sure didn’t know you were into necrophilia, but I’ll be game…or gamey, and stiff, jus like ya like ‘em (weeeeird)
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:43 pm

GaryO, it would kill ya', and the undertaker would charge extra to get the smile off your face.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:36 am
Menopause, the gift, true, but these wimin, these wimin here just love to have their way with me...which may or may not be good. I can only stay up so long.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:25 am
OK, well, I’m going to bed now...with my WOMAN
Thedge - November 9, 2014, 12:23 am
Ah, no worries. That menopause thingy kills that issue. Still, huh? Can you count it up to 'lost in translation' for a graceful salvage?
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:57 pm
GRAMMAS! IT’S GRAMMAS I’D LIKE TO....shyt, somehow I have the feeling this will not go well for me
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:50 pm
I'm not. He's always got his nose in other guys...OH!...okay I'm surprised too!
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:46 pm

GILF~~that's Guy I'd Like to....GAryO! I'm surprised at you!
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:37 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary...I think what you're asking about are those little blue pills and then ain't a damn thing gonna help you the morning after.
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
One can only hope!
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:29 pm
Uh, is there one for GILFs, and uh...m-m...perhaps GGILFs?
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:15 pm

Too, too funny!~~I wonder if Obamacare covers it?

sign of a good party -


Roosters -

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GaryO - November 17, 2014, 10:19 pm
heh heh

Oh, what a beautiful morning -

Good Morning -

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:56 pm
Glad it made ya chuckle dizz!
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:00 am
Laughing so hard it huuuuuurts!!!!!! Passing this on to all my friends/family who's spouses spend extended time overseas! 5L!!!!!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:46 pm
Sure chuckle it up me lord...ya shared the couch with 'sod right?
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:45 pm
Poor 'sod...ya didn't get any last nite did ya!
Oldsod - February 23, 2015, 7:54 am
Or you've been married for decades...
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:42 am


Bon Cafe, Bon Vita -

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 11:23 pm
In my case, its why the people AROUND me are still breathing! LUV it!^!!!!!
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 4:27 pm
Would have gotten you red-framed.
Cannabal - March 7, 2016, 4:13 pm
I wanted to use this one. http://baileybrown.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/efae1c35c69084242bdef15bf11f6dc9-300x291.jpg
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 3:44 pm
LOL nice one. ^^^^^

It's 5:25 in the morning.. -

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Doggit - January 25, 2013, 9:56 am
That's a smart dog, and he has a sense of humor

Mizz Dizz -

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JesusWept - November 30, 2015, 5:24 pm
Great! L L L L L
mizzdizz - November 30, 2015, 12:19 pm
ROTFL!!!!!!!! Gotta keep the caffine level in my blood at acceptable levels somehow!! 5 ROTFL lions!

Good morning, boys! -

COFFEEEE!!!!!!! -

MORNING COFFEE - i the meta must have my morning coffee